Today's motto:
It's my prerogative to scroll through puppy videos on Instagram. Hours on end.
DeeBlanche
Personality Test
1/17
DeeBlanche stands for...
When do Easter and Pentecost take place on the same day?
What's your first drink of the night, and what's your last?
Fuck, marry, kill: Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg
How many unread emails do you have in your inbox?
Window or aisle?
What is or isn't in your coffee?
Can we trust you to build an IKEA closet from scratch?
Why should we listen to your favourite podcast?
Which kind of coke don't you like and why is it Pepsi?
Tell us your best pun.
We're not impressed. Type 'ok' to skip this question.
Frikandel or Kroket?
Sausage Roll or Pie?
Beignet or Brioche?
Meeting a deadline is better than...
Orc orc orc, you eat your soup with a...
Did you think that was a job interview? Hell no.